Can't Have Excellence Without Ellen!

A light bulb went off and the magic unfurled.

why cant my hair always be wavy like this? Only in the rain :(

why cant my hair always be wavy like this? Only in the rain :(

Worst tumblr blogger ever

sorry

Cosmo, you upset me.

ALLL the magazines are all about high waisted bikinis which is so good for my big bum and the world, and then cosmo has to be all “the teenyer the better.” why don’t we all just start going to the beach naked because all nudity cuts a woman’s body better than itty bitty low waisted bottoms. There are probably like 4 woman in brazil who actually look good in that and other than them its all airbrushed. 

who thinks this stuff up?? 

my arms look huge.i pick things up and put them down.

GUNSS 

my arms look huge.

i pick things up and put them down.

GUNSS 

GPOY feelin all climby and cute and stuff procrastinating waiting to go climbinnnggg.  

GPOY feelin all climby and cute and stuff procrastinating waiting to go climbinnnggg. 
 

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  1. I’m working on catching up on gossip girl ahhhggg!!! soon we will discuss in disgusting detail
  2. do you follow me on twitter because I follow you and I feel creepy

2 things about gossip girl

  • serena and dan should get back together again
  • jenny humphrey is a fucking bitch and I hate her. 
  • and she isn’t pretty and her eye make up is too dark
  • alright maybe the actress is okay but the character is not which makes her ugly to me
  • Chuck needs braces
  • this is more than too things.

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