December 2009
131 posts
Clothes are weird.
So i'm back from my 3 day vacation!
in other words, ive got a million tumblr posts to go through.
Christmas!
Well, my mom said we were’nt really doing presents this year but we did! although, i dont think my mom knows me real well but it was a good Christmas all the same…
from mom i got some clothes that dont fit (exchanges are always a win though), a queen box set, an exercise ball, some face wash i think im allergic too, some baskets, an EMS giftcard, and SOCKS!!!!!!!! i love getting...
DRIVING IS HARD MAN.
alright. i totally drive an automatic. I’ve never driven a standard before until tonight.
i have a new respect for people who drive them. I mean, i guess you get used to it but i was failing.
im pretty sure i stalled out about four times before i even got the car to move haha. Its more difficult than it looks. BUT IT HAPPENED. Now i like, really want to get good at it. I’ll totally...
I Am the Cynical Optomist.
God hath giveth....
and god hath taketh away.
hahaha, goodbye cleaves. lets have a moment of silence for the twins. Now that im done ODing on estrogen everyday, i’m back to my beautiful A cup. I dont really mind either way though. Just noting. Sorry liza, i know they brought you joy.
Well i see we're all up doing cowards essay.
psht, like im gonna study tonight. fml.
I GOT INTO PRATT INSTITUTE!
annaelisabeth:
FIRST CHOICE/REACH SCHOOL
omgomgomg hyperventalating.
12,000 scholarship omgomgomg
SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\
AHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IM BUYING YOU COFFEE SOON, YUP.
lisamariee350:
saysignlanguage:
In 2009
I did something I never thought I would do.
I changed a lot.
I had a job.
I quit a job.
I got fired from a job.
I failed a class.
I graduated high school.
I got in a fight with my best friend.
I grew very close to someone.
I grew apart from someone very close to me.
I got my license.
I got a tattoo.
I drank alcohol/did drugs.
I kissed...
Dear Miley Cirus,
Listen, bitch.
My eight year old sister listens to you, my four year old cousin has been to two of your shows, and my nine year old cousin wants to be you. You need to be a better role model. What happened to sweet miley and her purity ring? and her songs about nobody being perfect, and good moral values?
A few weeks ago, my little sister asked me if i thought she was sexy. My initial reaction...
I'm so pissed of right now.
have you ever spent the entire day with my mom? you’d understand. im going to kill myself in 10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
dead.
Postal Service Recycled Air Acoustic version
=]
...
MY LIFE IS SO AWKARD
so, i was just on aim
and mike signed on
and i was like
hello
and the reply was
Hi ellen this isnt mike this is his mom so sorry to disappoint :)
and i was like
WHAT DO I SAYYYY
because peoples parents make me feel awkward
so i was like
haha alright thanks
….
……..
why.
Sometimes i feel like
if i make something my facebook status (example: cleaning my room) that i’ll actually do it.
lies.
Where is my body going?
i keep getting skinnier…
everyone keeps getting into college. WHERE ARE MY...
Someone please get me these for chirstmas.
http://www.iparklikeanidiot.com/
lolololol
lisamariee350:
my cat was just licking my hand and then he stopped… but forgot to put his tongue back in his mouth and just stood there for a bit. sooo funny.
i’m lame
hahaha oh lisa this is why we keep you around
So, i know and he knows i know and he knows i know...
The Ghost of Corporate Future
A man walks out of his apartment, It is raining, he’s got no umbrella He starts running beneath the awnings, Trying to save his suit, Trying to save his suit. Trying to dry, and to dry, and to dry but no good When he gets to the crowded subway platform, He takes off both of his shoes He steps right into somebody’s fat loogie And everyone who sees him says, “Ew.” Everyone...
So I got a big envelope today...
annaelisabeth:
it was a pamphlet.
…
fuck my life.
HAHAH SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME
